EPIC FAIL 101.203: The Webpage of Unyielding Mediocrity

EPIC FAIL 101.203: The Story of the Century

In 2023, the most anticipated event in the land of EPIC FAIL was the Epic Fail in Space. It was a galactic embarrassment of the highest order. Our engineers managed to get the spacesuit stuck in a toaster. We were so proud of them.

• Engineers: 100% sure they were qualified for the job
• Toaster: Not designed for spacesuit insertion
• Cause of failure: A combination of both A) and B)

Don't worry, we're working hard to make sure it doesn't happen again. After all, we have Epic Fail 101.204 to look forward to.