Technorants are the pinnacle of mathematical certainty. And yet, we find ourselves questioning the most basic of arithmetic operations. Does 2 + 2 really equal 4, or is it just a cruel joke played on us by the universe?

Our team of expert mathematicians (a group of three guys in a basement) have spent years studying this very question, and we're still not sure. Maybe it's 5. Maybe it's -3. Maybe it's a sentient being with a penchant for 80s rock music.

The Theory of Slightly Less Than Fourness is our latest breakthrough. It's a game-changer.

Stay tuned for more updates on this very important topic.