TECHNO-SCIENCE: 3D Printing as a Form of Telekinesis

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What is 3D Printing as a Form of Telekinesis?

3D printing, a technology once confined to printing plastic toys and trinkets, has now been repurposed for the most noble of causes: telekinesis.

With the help of our cutting-edge 3D printers, scientists have discovered that the precise manipulation of molten plastic can be used to levitate objects at will.

Case Study: The Telekinetic Toaster

Meet the Telekinetic Toaster, a 3D printed device capable of levitating a standard slice of bread for up to 5 seconds at a time.

Using advanced algorithms and a healthy dose of hubris, our team of researchers were able to program the Toaster to achieve a stable telekinetic field, defying the laws of physics and good taste.

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But what about the safety concerns? Don't worry, our scientists have you covered. Introducing the 3D printed plastic bulletproof vest, designed to stop a bullet and deflect a telekinetic toaster beam!