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What is 3D Printing as a Form of Telekinesis?
3D printing, a technology once confined to printing plastic toys and trinkets, has now been repurposed for the most noble of causes: telekinesis.
With the help of our cutting-edge 3D printers, scientists have discovered that the precise manipulation of molten plastic can be used to levitate objects at will.
Case Study: The Telekinetic Toaster
Meet the Telekinetic Toaster, a 3D printed device capable of levitating a standard slice of bread for up to 5 seconds at a time.
Using advanced algorithms and a healthy dose of hubris, our team of researchers were able to program the Toaster to achieve a stable telekinetic field, defying the laws of physics and good taste.
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