Technical Notes 002
The Invention of the Century
By now, you should have a good idea of the principles behind the Invention of the Century. If not, let's start with the basics:
Our team of highly qualified, slightly unhinged engineers have created a machine that can convert your thoughts into a series of increasingly complex math equations. It's a game-changer.
Here's how it works:
Step 1: Think of something you want to calculate. It can be anything from pi to the number of times you've eaten pizza in the past week.
Step 2: Focus your thoughts into a single, coherent idea. This might take a few minutes, or a few hours, or a few years. We're still working on the algorithm for that part.
Step 3: The machine does the rest. It's like a cross between a supercomputer and a Magic 8-Ball, but with more beeps and whirs.
And that's it! You now have a device that can calculate pi to 50 decimal places in under 30 seconds. Or, you know, something.
Next up: Technical Notes 003: The Invention of the Century 2.0, which will cover the "optional" features and "upgrades" we're working on.