Neural Net Brainfart

The ultimate guide to creating a functional, albeit slightly dysfunctional, neural net.

Step 1: Gather random scraps of knowledge

  1. Scrape together some half-remembered concepts
  2. Copy and paste from questionable sources
  3. Stare intensely at a blank page

Step 2: Glue them together with duct tape and hope

  1. Connect unrelated ideas with liberal amounts of tape
  2. Pray to the neural net gods that it holds

Step 3: Add a dash of pseudo-science

  1. Misinterpret data to fit your narrative
  2. Make sweeping generalizations without data

Voila! You now have a functional, albeit somewhat broken, neural net.