9.5 inches x 27 inches (23.5 cm x 69 cm)
Perfect for those who want to surf the waves of reality
Weight: 4.2 pounds (1.9 kg)Carbon Fiber (for that extra oomph)
Reinforced with the strongest, most resilient fibers known to humanity
Magnetic properties: Because who needs stability when you can have quantum flux?Up to 500 miles per hour (804 km/h) - that's like, really fast, dude
Can handle even the most turbulent of quantum foam
Chaos Theory: How we achieved this impossible featOne year, or as long as you keep having fun
We'll fix it, or you'll surf it, or... well, just don't break it, okay?
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