Our supercomputer has more lights than a disco ball. They're not just for show, either. We use them to:

• Indicate which of our 100,000 processors is currently running a simulation of the 2007 World Series
• Warn nearby humans to stay back while we're running our patented algorithm for determining the perfect nacho topping
What's the deal with the noise?

Q: What's with the smell?

Our supercomputer has a unique scent that's a mix of ozone, solder, and a hint of desperation. This is due to the fact that we've been running a 24/7 simulation of a 90s arcade, and it's been getting a little too realistic.

• We're working on a solution, but for now, just bring some air freshener
• We're considering a partnership with Febreze to create a line of supercomputer-themed air fresheners. Stay tuned!
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