Q: Why are the tele-emitters so... explosive?
A: Because, mathematically speaking, they're just trying to find the shortest path to your brain.
Read about explosion prevention techniques
Q: Can I use tele-emitters for cooking?
A: Only if you're into that sorta thing. Just don't expect a decent soufflé.
Check out our 'Tele-Emitter Culinary Corner' for more info
Q: Are tele-emitters safe for children?
A: Ha! You're kidding, right? No, seriously, don't let them near a tele-emitter. They'll just end up as a human-shaped smoldering crater.
Get liability insurance for your kids before attempting tele-emitter use