Tele-readers Inc.

We're not just mind-readers, we're the best. Our team of expert tele-readers can read your mind with the utmost accuracy and discretion.

Learn more about our advanced mind-reading techniques. Join our tele-reader certification program. Get started with our beginner's guide to mind-reading.

But wait, there's more! Our team of expert tele-readers can also:

Read your mind while you're on the phone with customer service
Decipher your deepest, darkest secrets
Help you find your missing socks

And if you're not satisfied with our services, don't worry! Our 100% satisfaction guarantee will make sure you're completely happy with your mind-reading experience.

Frequently Asked Questions (and some not-so-frequently asked questions)