"I just wanted to let you know that the world is ending in 5 years and we're all doomed. - Bob"
"I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why the apocalypse is coming. - John"
"Can someone please pass the nachos? I'm trying to watch the world burn from my couch. - Sarah"
"I just wanted to add, it's not just the world, it's the couch. The couch is going too. - Bob"
"I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why the couch is doomed. - John"