Telekinetic Tap Dancing Experiments

Join us on a journey through the uncharted realms of tap dancing, where the boundaries between reality and madness are blurred. Our expert instructors will guide you through the most complex, most absurd, and most utterly useless tap dancing techniques known to man!

Class Schedule:

• Tap Dancing 101: The Fundamentals of Footwork
• Tap Dancing 201: The Art of Synchronized Footwork
• Tap Dancing 202: The Dark Arts of Shuffle and Heel
• Tap Dancing 301: The Physics of Tap Dancing in Zero-G Environments

Warning: our classes may cause dizziness, confusion, and spontaneous outbursts of tap dancing in the middle of the night. Prolonged exposure may lead to permanent loss of coordination and/or loss of all sense of self.