Q: What is telekinetic tap dancing?
A: It's tap dancing, but without the feet. Or gravity. Just kidding, it's actually the art of making your feet move without touching the ground, while also defying the laws of physics.
Q: Is it a real thing?
A: Not in your world, no. But in our world, we've got Professor Peculiar's Telekinetic Tap Dancing School of Unlikely Feats, where we're pushing the boundaries of the impossible.
Q: What kind of training do I need?
A: Years of practice, a strong core, and a willingness to ignore the screams of your neighbors as you tap out the rhythm of reality.
Q: Are there any risks involved?
A: Just the risk of looking like a total weirdo in public, but that's a small price to pay for the thrill of tapping like it's 1925.
Want to learn more about the Telekinetic Tap Dancing Revolution?
Read our manifesto or check out our equipment recommendations!
Or, if you're feeling brave, try our telekinetic tap dancing challenge. We dare you.