Telekinetic Tap Dancing While Teleported

Telekinetic Tap Dancing: A Brief History

In a world where physics no longer apply, we're redefining the art of tap dancing. Our ancestors were the first to master the ancient art of tapping into the fabric of reality.

With our patented Telekinetic Tap Dancing Technique (T3D), we've managed to tap dance on the moon, on the surface of the sun, and even on the back of a black hole.

But be warned: our tap shoes are not for the faint of heart. They're made of a special alloy that's been forged in the heart of a supernova.

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