Telekinetic Tips | Mind Control Moves
- The Psi-Ops Guide to Mind Controlling People in Public: A Guide to Non-Verbal Cues and Subtlety
- The Art of Reading Minds through the Power of Telepathy: A Beginner's Guide to Noticing When Someone is Thinking of You
- Telekinetic Tricks: Getting What You Want from People Without Actually Using Mind Control (Or, How to Be the Most Charismatic Person at the Party)
Warning: Prolonged use of telekinetic powers can lead to:
1. Brain strain
2. Spontaneous combustion
3. Uncontrollable urges to shout 'I AM THE ONE WHO WILL BEND YOUR WILL TO MY WILL' at the top of your lungs
4. Unpredictable outcomes
5. The desire to rule over a small, oppressed kingdom of cats