Are you tired of boring, conventional telephones? Do you want to communicate with the world in a more...unsettling way? Look no further than Telekinetic Telephones, where the boundaries between your mind and the world are blurred.
Our patented Telekinetic Technology allows you to transmit your thoughts directly into the minds of others, with the option to send messages, share files, or even order takeout.
But don't just take our word for it! Check out our testimonials:
- "I was skeptical at first, but now I can literally hear my grandmother's voice in my head. It's amazing!" - Bob, age 32
- "I tried to order a sandwich, but my brain got stuck in my ex's head. Now I have a permanent cravin' for hummus." - Karen, age 29
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