Using advanced telepathic techniques, we'll dissect the deepest recesses of your subconscious, extracting the most valuable secrets and memories, no matter how well-hidden.
Our team of expert psychic surgeons will navigate the labyrinthine corridors of your mind, performing the most delicate and daring procedures, all while keeping your physical body in a state of suspended animation, naturally.
Learn the basics of Brain-Computer Interface Surgery, and how to hack the most secure mind-networks.
Discover the art of Telekinetic Manipulation, and bend the minds of your enemies to do your bidding.
Get hands-on experience with Cerebral Hacking, and unlock the secrets of the universe, hidden within the neural networks of the cosmos.
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