Remote Reading: A Guide to Stealing Secrets from Your Siblings' Brains

Chapter 1: Scanning the Spectrum

Using our patented Telekinetic Scanner 3000, you can tune into your sibling's brainwaves and extract valuable information. But be warned: it's not just about the snacks in their fridge.

Brain-Hacking 101

Learn the basics of neural network infiltration and how to bypass your sibling's firewall of forgetfulness.

Chapter 2: Data Analysis

Once you've extracted the data, you'll need to analyze it. Don't worry, we've got you covered with our advanced statistical software. (Just kidding, it's just Microsoft Excel).

Spreadsheets of Doom: A Tale of Woe

A cautionary tale of how our software can drive you to the brink of madness.