Telepathic Espionage: Subscription Agreement

Welcome, fellow telepathic spies. To subscribe to our services, please review the following terms:

1. Agreement to use your telepathic powers for good, not evil.
2. Payment of $50,000 annually for premium brainwave frequencies.
3. Access to exclusive telepathic networking events, including the "Mind-Meld" speed dating service.
4. Disclaimer: Our services are for recreational use only. We are not responsible for psychic breakouts, telepathic accidents, or excessive use of "Oooh, you're a mind-reader!" phrases.