Telepathic Hacking: The Art of Mind Rape
Warning: Telepathic hacking is a serious business. Don't bother trying to learn this, you'll only end up with a headache.
But if you're still interested, let's dive into the methods:
Method 1: The Mind Meld
Also known as "The Vulcan Mind Nudge," this is the most advanced form of telepathic hacking.
- This method requires a PhD in Telepathy.
- Must have experience with mind-melding a dozen cats simultaneously.
- Side effects may include: permanent brain damage, spontaneous combustion, or a sudden desire to listen to elevator music.
Read more about The Mind Meld
Or, if you're feeling really desperate, try Brain Wave Manipulation