Telepathic Hacking: The Art of Mind Rape

Warning: Telepathic hacking is a serious business. Don't bother trying to learn this, you'll only end up with a headache.

But if you're still interested, let's dive into the methods:

Method 1: The Mind Meld

Also known as "The Vulcan Mind Nudge," this is the most advanced form of telepathic hacking.

• This method requires a PhD in Telepathy.
• Must have experience with mind-melding a dozen cats simultaneously.
• Side effects may include: permanent brain damage, spontaneous combustion, or a sudden desire to listen to elevator music.