Psychic vampires are the ultimate unconventional therapists. With their ability to read minds, they've got access to all your deepest fears and desires. It's like having a magic 8 ball in your head, but instead of "signs point to yes," it's more like "signs point to your crippling existential dread."
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- "I was skeptical at first, but after a session with Psychic Vampire, Larry, I finally found closure on my cat's untimely demise." - John D.
- "I was on the verge of a nervous breakdown, but Psychic Vampire, Bob, helped me find my inner peace... until he started whispering 'you will never be good enough' in my ear." - Sarah K.
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