Welcome, aspiring telepathic superheroes! In this rigorous program, you'll learn the art of reading minds, bending wills, and performing telekinetic surgeries. Don't worry, it's not as scary as it sounds.
Our curriculum covers:
Don't forget to bring your lunch (and your A-game). Class sizes are limited to 5 students per session. Apply now!
Register NowPlease note that our program is not responsible for any mental or emotional damage caused by excessive telepathic activity. Prolonged exposure to psychic energies can lead to:
We recommend wearing a helmet at all times during training.