Protect yourself from psychic attacks with these expert tips!
1. Don't think about the elephant. Seriously, don't even think about it. Just... don't.
2. Learn to avoid mind nudging. It's like flossing, but for your thoughts.
Invest in a good mind-shield. It's like a force field for your brain.
Master the ancient art of Telekinetic Fu. It's like kung-fu, but with less sweat.
3. Practice your telepathic focus. Like a ninja, remain focused on the task at hand.
Join a local Psi-Psi chapter. They're like a book club, but with more ESP.
4. Don't forget your psychic safety net. It's like an umbrella, but for your mind.
Stay telepathic, stay safe!
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