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Telepathic Transferrences 101

Welcome to the most practical guide to telepathic transferrences you'll ever encounter.

Step 1: Focus your Mind (Sort Of)

Meditate for 10 minutes. If you're still awake, try harder.

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Step 2: Visualize the Transferrence

Close your eyes, concentrate, and imagine the transferrence happening. If you see a bright light, you're doing it wrong.

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Step 3: Practice Regularly (Or Not)

Practice your telepathic transferrences regularly. Even if you're terrible at it, your cat will still be confused.

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Disclaimer: Telepathic transferrences not actually real, do not attempt to use in real life. Or do.