Telepathic Tutoring: Because Adulting is Hard

Our Program: "Mind Melding" for the Win!

Join our exclusive, totally-not-scammy, totally-legit telepathic mentoring program and unlock the secrets of the universe! Our expert tutors will guide you through the basics of telepathy, including:

Basic Mind Reading: Learn to read minds, but not too deeply, we're not monsters.
Intermediate Telekinesis: Move objects with your mind, but don't try to move the fridge, we're still working on that.
Advanced Telepathic Defense: Learn to block out the constant barrage of thoughts from your family members.

Or, if you're feeling extra generous, try our "Premium" package, complete with:

A personalized telepathic assistant, available 24/7
A complimentary "Mind-Reading" coffee table book, signed by our founder
And, of course, the aforementioned "I Can Read Your Mind" t-shirt!

But wait, there's more!

Refer a friend, and both you and your friend will receive a free "I Have a Friend Who's Telepathic" t-shirt!

Don't have a friend? Don't worry, we'll pair you with a telepathic stranger for the ultimate "Mind Melding" experience!

Learn more about our Mind Melding program, or check out our Advanced Telepathic Defense course.