Telepathic Engineer

Expert Telepathic Engineers: Because who needs a brain scan when you can just read minds?

Are you tired of being misunderstood? Do you want to know what your coworkers are really thinking? Look no further! Our team of expert Telepathic Engineers will help you navigate the complex world of mental frequencies.

Our Services:

• Telepathic Reading: Because who needs a therapist when you can just read minds?
• Brain Hacking: Because who needs a password when you can just hack into someone's head?
• Mental Mapping: Because who needs a map when you can just see inside someone's head?

Testimonials:

"I was skeptical at first, but after a telepathic reading, I finally knew what my cat was really thinking: 'Feed me now, human.'" - John D.