Plan Overload: Telepathic Messages
Warning: Your brain is currently experiencing a severe case of "Plan Overload." This means that your thoughts have become so cluttered with brilliant ideas that your mental hard drive is on the verge of crashing.
You are currently receiving a steady stream of telepathic messages from your subconscious mind, each one more urgent than the last. These messages include:
- Buy more coffee
- Check email
- Call mom
- Remember to breathe
As a precautionary measure, your brain has activated the "Emergency Mental Overload Protocols." These protocols will randomly switch your thoughts from one brilliant idea to the next, making it seem like you're experiencing a mental breakdown.
Do not worry, this is just your brain's way of saying, "I'm a genius, hear me roar!"
Learn more about these protocols and how to disable them