Uncontrollable Craving for Caffeine
Excessive consumption of energy drinks may lead to:
- Insomnia
- Restless nights
- Unexplained jitters
Synesthesia
Unusual cross-sensory experiences may occur:
- Suddenly understanding mathematics through the taste of pineapple pizza
- Seeing binary code in 3D
Cerebral Overload
Warning: Prolonged exposure may cause:
- Severe mental fatigue
- Uncontrollable outbursts of sarcasm
- Unusual hair growth on the palms of your hands