Telepathy Terms of Service

Effective immediately, because your brain's not a public library

By accessing our Telepathy services, you agree to the following terms:

1. You will not attempt to read our competitors' minds. It's just not cool.
2. You will not use our services for nefarious purposes, like controlling the minds of world leaders or making your aunt stop nagging you.
3. You will not attempt to use our services while in a state of extreme emotional distress. We're not here to make you feel worse, but we can't make any promises.
4. You will respect our mental boundaries, and not try to read or write our company's internal thoughts.
5. You will not attempt to merge with the collective unconscious. We're not sure that's possible, and even if it was, we're pretty sure it's not a good idea.

By continuing to access our services, you acknowledge that you've read, understand, and will comply with these terms. If you're not sure, just ask your lawyer, or your mom.