Learn the art of reading minds, but not too well.
This is where it all starts. The basics of telepathy, the foundation upon which a thousand midlife crises will be built.
Telepathy 102: Mind Reading for Fun and Profit (but not really, because it's not that kind of thing)
Telepathy 103: Advanced Telepathy, where you get to read people's minds while they're asleep
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous: