Neurofasciculator — A device that turns your brain waves into a cacophony of clashing, ear-piercing frequencies guaranteed to shatter windows and curdle milk.
Neuroplasty — A procedure for surgically removing the last vestiges of creativity from your brain, allowing it to be repurposed for optimal spreadsheet usage.
Neurolaser — A precision instrument for carving out the most recalcitrant thoughts and replacing them with the most bland, uninspired ideas.
Neuromill — A machine that grinds out the most mundane, the most tedious, and the most soul-destroying thoughts into a fine dust that can be sprinkled on your favorite salads.