Brain-Computer Interface Surgery

A place where the boundaries of human consciousness are pushed, literally. We specialize in installing, upgrading, and debugging the software of your brain.

Side effects may include, but are not limited to: temporary loss of motor control, irreversible damage to your sense of humor, and spontaneous generation of dad jokes.

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