**WARNING:** This user manual is for users who have already successfully implanted the telepathic brain-computer interface into their cerebral cortex. If you're not sure what that means, please consult your neurosurgical team.
Basic Operations
To initiate the interface, simply focus your thoughts on the task at hand and the interface will respond accordingly.
Example:
Think of a red car, and the interface will display a picture of a red car.
- Navigation: Use the mental map function to navigate through the menu.
- Search: Simply think of what you're looking for, and the interface will respond.
- Settings: Access advanced settings by concentrating on the settings menu.
Advanced Operations
For experienced users, the following functions are available:
- Telekinetic typing: Type messages by simply thinking them, no need to physically type.
- Thoughtcasting: Broadcast your thoughts to the world, or keep them private, it's up to you.
- Cerebral hacking: Hack into other people's thoughts, but be careful not to get hacked.
Known Issues
**Glitches:**
Occasional glitches may occur, such as:
- Randomly displaying a cat playing the piano.
- Suddenly speaking in a thick French accent.
- Displaying an endless loop of 8-bit music.
Please report any issues to our support team, or try to ignore them and hope they go away.
Frequently Asked Questions