Telepathy Brain Fart

Warning: Telepathy Brain Farts may cause unintended mental flatulence, spontaneous laughter, and/or existential dread.

We are a team of highly trained, highly caffeinated telepathic experts who have been tasked with reading your thoughts.

Our services include:

• Reading your thoughts while you're thinking them
• Providing witty commentary on your inner monologue
• Sending mental post-it notes with random cat pictures

Visit our sister site at Telekinetic Farts for more information on our other services.