Imagine being able to command the thoughts and actions of others from the comfort of your own couch. Sounds like science fiction? Think again! Welcome to Remote Control Theory, where the boundaries between mind and machine are blurred.
According to renowned expert, Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth, the key to remote control lies in harnessing the power of:
Also known as the "Eyebeam 3000," this device uses high-intensity laser light to disrupt the subject's retinas, allowing the operator to inject thoughts and ideas directly into the brain.
But wait, there's more! Our comprehensive guide covers:
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