Welcome, brain waves in distress! We're on the line, 24/7.
We're here to help with all your telepathic needs, from reading minds to moving stuff with your mind.
Reading Minds Moving Stuff with Your MindDon't see your problem listed? No problem! Just ask, and we'll try to figure it out.
Other StuffDisclaimer: our services are not actually telepathic, but more like, "we have some ideas about what we think you might be thinking".
Q: Do you really understand what I'm thinking?
A: No.
Q: Can you read my thoughts without my permission?
A: Only if you don't ask us not to.