Brain Wave Attacks
A special report from the Telepathic Team
We've been hit with a wave of brain waves that defy explanation. It's like someone is trying to transmit a never-ending loop of dad jokes directly into our minds.
Symptoms include:
- Uncontrollable urges to wear plaid
- Inexplicable cravings for 80s pop culture trivia
- Spontaneous recitation of Shakespearean sonnets
If you're experiencing any of these symptoms, please report to the nearest mental health professional... or our Telepathic Team lead, Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth.
Learn more about our research into brain wave technology Find out how to defend yourself against brain wave attacks