Teleportation
We have a teleportation service that can instantly transport you to any location on the planet. But be warned: it's not just a simple matter of pressing a button and holding on for the ride. Oh no. Our teleportation system is powered by a complex network of hamsters running on exercise wheels, generating a precise amount of electricity that is then converted into a localized distortion of the space-time continuum.
We've had a few... issues. Like the time our CEO got stuck in a revolving door for 3 days. Or the incident where a customer's cat got sent to the moon. But hey, that's just the nature of teleportation, right?