Teleportation 101: Because Who Needs a Plane Ticket?

Warning: Teleportation is not a substitute for a functioning sense of direction. Use at your own risk!

Make sure to set your coordinates accurately, or you'll end up in a ditch.

Don't try to transport a pineapple. Trust us on this one.

For more tips on coordinates and navigation, click here. or for advanced techniques.

Side effects of teleportation may include, but are not limited to:

Consider purchasing teleportation insurance for added peace of mind.