Q: Is Teleportation safe?
A: Absolutely not. You might get turned into a toad.
Q: Can I teleport with my friends?
A: Only if you're feeling generous. You'll probably get stuck with a stranger in your living room.
Q: Can I use Teleportation to travel long distances?
A: Not a chance. You'll get a nasty case of motion sickness.
Q: Can I teleport inanimate objects?
A: Of course, if you want to turn your toaster into a sentient, judgmental entity.
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