Advanced Teleportation Settings

For when you want to get really, really lost

Welcome to the advanced settings for our teleportation technology. Here, you can fine-tune your experience to ensure maximum chaos and confusion.

• Time Warp Speed:
• Dislocation Radius:
• Probability of Spontaneous Combustion:
• Number of Uncontrollable Teleporters:

Please note that increasing these values will increase the likelihood of catastrophic consequences. Proceed with caution.

Also, please do not attempt to teleport your cat. It will not end well.

Example Use Case