Are you prepared to face the unrelenting terror of Teleportation Safety Risks?!
Teleporting is not for the faint of heart. In fact, it's for the faint of mind.
Here are some risks to consider:
- Spontaneous Human Combustion Syndrome (SHCS)
- Teleportation-Induced Temporal Loops
- Uncontrollable Quantum Flux
- Massive Sarcophagus Creation (MSC)
Don't say we didn't warn you...
For more information on Quantum Fluctuations, see our dedicated subpage.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, check out Quantum Flux and Pancakes.