Welcome to the unofficial history of Takeout, the world's greatest, most mysterious, and least-known food delivery service. Founded in 1987 by a group of time-traveling chefs from the year 3050, our goal was simple: to bring the most exotic, the most mundane, and the most bewildering dishes to the good people of the 20th century.
Learn more about our enigmatic founder, Tempus P. Fritter Peruse our infamous menu, featuring dishes like "Quantum Foam" and "Chrono-Curry" Meet some of our most loyal and most bewildered clients, including the infamous "Time-Traveling Accountant"