Temporal Loops
Warning: Temporal Loops are a real risk in modern physics.
Causes
Caused by a combination of quantum entanglement and an over-reliance on caffeine.
Effects
Users trapped in Temporal Loops may experience:
- Uncontrollable urges to relive the same 5 minutes over and over.
- Increased likelihood of getting stuck in elevator music loops.
- Unpredictable changes in personal relationships due to repeated interactions with the same people.
Symptoms
May include:
- Repetitive behavior
- Memory loss
- Increased reliance on Google search history to remember what to do next.
Treatment
Consult a professional temporal therapist for help, or try this: