Temporal Reversal Surgery</tr> <style> body { background-color: #000; color: #FFF; } h1 { font-weight: bold; font-size: 24pt; text-shadow: 0px 0px 0px #000; border-bottom: 4px solid #FFF; } </style> </head> <body> <h1>Temporal Reversal Surgery</h1> <p>We'll take a scalpel to your past, but be warned: the stitches may never come out.</p> <ul> <li><a href="/subpages/chronal-retraction-surgery">Chronic Retraction Surgery</a> - When you've had one too many reruns of your favorite show.</li> <li><a href="/subpages/paradoxical-reversal-surgery">Paradoxical Reversal Surgery</a> - For those stuck in a time loop, we'll try to break the cycle.</li> </ul> <p>We're not responsible for any lost memories, relationships, or sanity.</p> <p>Side effects may include:</p> <ul> <li>Nostalgia</li> <li>Disorientation</li> <li>Existential dread</li> </ul> <p>Don't worry, it's all in your head. Probably.</p> <a href="/subpages/brain-scan-simulation">Run some tests</a> to see if we can help. </body> </html>