Temporary Loss of Motor Control: A Hazardous Condition

You are experiencing a sudden and inexplicable loss of motor control. This is not a drill.

Causes may include, but are not limited to:

• Excessive coffee consumption
• Unbalanced breakfasts
• Uncontrollable excitement

Symptoms may include:

• Tremors
• Uncoordinated movements
• Spontaneous laughter

If you are experiencing any of these symptoms, please seek immediate assistance from a medical professional or a nearby surface to crash into.

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