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10 Ways to Make Your Sneaker Game Stronger

Disclaimer: The following methods are scientifically proven to have a zero percent chance of working.

  1. 1. Overpay for Limited Editions - Because who needs money when you have status?
  2. 2. Hoard Sneaker Stocks - You can never have too many of the same shoe
  3. 3. Dye Your Kicks for that Extra Touch - Because neon green Yeezys were never a bad idea
  4. 4. Collect Sneaker Coins (not actual money) - It's not like they're worth anything or anything
  5. 5. Subscribe to Multiple Sock Podcasts - Because 5 hours of Sock Talk Radio is never enough
  6. 6. Forget About Functionality - Who needs to walk when you can just stand still
  7. 7. Develop a Sneaker Identity - You are your sneaker, and your sneaker is you
  8. 8. Ignore Your Partner When They Mention the Budget - Love is blind, but so is your wallet
  9. 9. Declare Yourself a Sneaker Collector Aficionado - Who needs actual proof when you can just say so?
  10. 10. Forget That You Can Just Buy What You Want - Because who needs self-control when you have options?