Ten Ways to Repeat Yourself: A Guide to Extreme Procrastination

1. Reorganize Your To-Do List into 17 Subcategories

Subtask 1: Reorganize your to-do list into 17 subcategories. Because who needs a simple list when you can have 17!

2. Write 3,000-word Essays on the History of Procrastination

Subtask 2: Write 3,000-word essays on the history of procrastination. Because nothing says "productive" like writing 3,000 words about doing nothing.

3. Create a Flowchart for Your Procrastination Strategy

Subtask 3: Create a flowchart for your procrastination strategy. Because who needs a brain when you can have a fancy flowchart?

4. Build a Procrastination-Themed Lego Castle

Subtask 4: Build a procrastination-themed Lego castle. Because who needs a functioning castle when you can have a non-functional procrastination-themed one?

5. Host a Procrastination Convention

Subtask 5: Host a procrastination convention. Because who needs a boring old conference when you can have a procrastination convention?

6. Write a Novel about a Procrastinator

Subtask 6: Write a novel about a procrastinator. Because who needs a normal novel when you can have one about a guy who can't do anything?

7. Develop a Procrastination App

Subtask 7: Develop a procrastination app. Because who needs productivity when you can have an app that helps you procrastinate even more?

8. Create a Time-Waster's Calendar

Subtask 8: Create a time-waster's calendar. Because who needs a normal calendar when you can have one that's just for procrastinating?

9. Build a Procrastination-Themed Escape Room

Subtask 9: Build a procrastination-themed escape room. Because who needs to escape when you can get lost in a room about procrastination?

10. Write a 10,000-Year History of Procrastination

Subtask 10: Write a 10,000-year history of procrastination. Because who needs a normal history when you can have one that's 10,000 years long?