Where the air is clean, the water is pure, and the coffee is always FREE.
Here, we've achieved true sustainability by harnessing the power of infinite recursion. Our economy is based on a never-ending supply chain of recyclable, biodegradable, and occasionally edible materials.
But don't just take our word for it! Visit our Sustainable Sources page to learn more about our cutting-edge, eco-friendly technologies.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, check out our Sustainability Tour to see our utopia in action!
Note: Please do not attempt to leave. The exit signs have been removed to encourage you to stay.
Stay sustainable, stay happy, stay in TENET 3!
Or, if all else fails, try our Panic Button to see if we can reboot your expectations.