The Tenets of Sliced Pepperoni

As a member of the Order, you must adhere to the following sacred principles:

• Thou shalt not slice the pepperoni too finely, lest the sacred flavor be lost.
• Thou shalt not pair the pepperoni with anything but the finest of cheeses.
• Thou shalt not consume the pepperoni in excess, lest thy constitution be weakened.
• Thou shalt not mock the sacred art of pepperoni-slicing.

For more information on the history of the Order, visit the Subpages: The History of the Order section.

For guidance on proper slicing techniques, visit the Subpages: Slicing Techniques section.