The Art of Puttering: Volume II
In the grand tradition of the great Putterers, we proudly present to you, our esteemed reader, the art of puttering.
Puttering, for the uninitiated, is an ancient practice that involves doing absolutely nothing, with the utmost precision and dedication.
As a putterer, you must first prepare your tools, including a comfortable chair, a well-stocked snack cabinet, and a comprehensive collection of idle thoughts.
Next, you must commit to the putterer's manifesto, a sacred vow to do nothing, with the precision of a Swiss watch and the fervor of a thousand cats in a bag.
And finally, you must master the puttering process, a delicate dance of fiddling with paperclips, twiddling thumbs, and other sundry activities.
Join us in the Putterer's Union
Leave the mundane world behind and join our community of fellow putterers, all dedicated to the pursuit of doing absolutely nothing, in the most precise and dedicated way possible.